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Dress Update

Posted on: Sunday, 3 July 2011

Oh dear.

I drank too much Pimms last night, and sat out in the sun for a little too long today.

My shoulder is RED, man. Mm mmm. I lobstered it good and proper, I did.

But this is the Real News: my mother brought the dress down.

I tried it on.

I closed my eyes.

My mum took a load of photos of me from various angles.

I scrutinised them.

Some of them were not nice. But then I realised I was STARING at a picture of my BACKSIDE where I was posing by deliberately STICKING MY BUM OUT in order to get a 'realistic impression'. Not so realistic, methinks.

Most of them, though, were fairly objectively lovely pictures.

And I think it looks glamorous and elegant and I'm happy with it.

Now I just need to EAT FEWER MCFLURRIES and START POUNDING THE STREETS LIKE IN 80S EDUCATIONAL TV PROGRAMME GEORDIE RACER.

Job's a good 'un.

4 comments:

  1. Woop and simulatneous phew... dress is GOOD! You did it.

    *sings* Geor-die Rac-er

    Px

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  2. Hurray - Hurrah - woop woop! Always need to try things on in a happy place. Cannot wait to see it!

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  3. Hopefully minus the horribly sunburnt shoulder ;)

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  4. Phew! So pleased to hear that you're happy with it. I shall also eat less crap and endeavour to be a gorgeous guest.

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