Oh dear.
I drank too much Pimms last night, and sat out in the sun for a little too long today.
My shoulder is RED, man. Mm mmm. I lobstered it good and proper, I did.
But this is the Real News: my mother brought the dress down.
I tried it on.
I closed my eyes.
My mum took a load of photos of me from various angles.
I scrutinised them.
Some of them were not nice. But then I realised I was STARING at a picture of my BACKSIDE where I was posing by deliberately STICKING MY BUM OUT in order to get a 'realistic impression'. Not so realistic, methinks.
Most of them, though, were fairly objectively lovely pictures.
And I think it looks glamorous and elegant and I'm happy with it.
Now I just need to EAT FEWER MCFLURRIES and START POUNDING THE STREETS LIKE IN 80S EDUCATIONAL TV PROGRAMME GEORDIE RACER.
Job's a good 'un.
I drank too much Pimms last night, and sat out in the sun for a little too long today.
My shoulder is RED, man. Mm mmm. I lobstered it good and proper, I did.
But this is the Real News: my mother brought the dress down.
I tried it on.
I closed my eyes.
My mum took a load of photos of me from various angles.
I scrutinised them.
Some of them were not nice. But then I realised I was STARING at a picture of my BACKSIDE where I was posing by deliberately STICKING MY BUM OUT in order to get a 'realistic impression'. Not so realistic, methinks.
Most of them, though, were fairly objectively lovely pictures.
And I think it looks glamorous and elegant and I'm happy with it.
Now I just need to EAT FEWER MCFLURRIES and START POUNDING THE STREETS LIKE IN 80S EDUCATIONAL TV PROGRAMME GEORDIE RACER.
Job's a good 'un.
Woop and simulatneous phew... dress is GOOD! You did it.
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Hurray - Hurrah - woop woop! Always need to try things on in a happy place. Cannot wait to see it!
ReplyDeleteHopefully minus the horribly sunburnt shoulder ;)
ReplyDeletePhew! So pleased to hear that you're happy with it. I shall also eat less crap and endeavour to be a gorgeous guest.
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